Ana Petree Garcia, born April 10th 1984 to mother Minerva Garcia and father Jose Rodriguez.  She and her 5 siblings were born and raised in Williamsburg, Brooklyn (hipsters b.c.).  She currently resides in West Brighton, Staten Island where her and domestic partner Terrence O’Brien live with their canine Dutch and feline Penelope Pussycat.  She’s usually cheerful and enjoys filling her time by taking photographs of ugly things and crocheting blankets and dolls.  Ana is incredibly open about herself and her life but an otherwise terrible introvert and recluse.  She often finds herself working in customer service although she dislikes most people and fantasizes daily of squishing their heads between her thumb and index finger.