why is the express lane in the supermarket the longest line in the world? i went to the DMV today to register a vehicle, had issues and still managed to get in and out faster than i was able to buy my Cookie Crisps. i don’t know why i go on the express lane… i much prefer the self check out lanes but they’re usually too cluttered with ignorant ass monkeys that can’t comprehend a touch screen thus making me twitch. i gather that if i had gotten behind the twelve people on the other lines with full groceries i would have gotten out faster than standing behind the five people on the “express” lane. the best (and by best i mean worst) part was the line had a direct window view of my car… it was depressing. 30 minutes. i was on that line for 30 minutes, i kid you not. but on the bright side they (always look on the bright side of life) had a sale going. 4 boxes of General Mills most disgusting concoctions of cereal for $5 instead of the regular $5.26 for one (only the nasty, the tasty were not included on this sale). also 8 for $10, duh. but when i couldn’t decide between Fruity Cheerios, Chocolate Lucky Charms, or Syrup flavored Cinnamon Toast Crunch i was elated to find that the only two normal brands of GM’s sale cereals were my favs. mmm… cereal. so what i couldn’t feel my left arm at the end of it all and had to drive home with just my right. i have 4 boxes of cereal for $5 sitting in my belly.